Ode To Immaturity

So i found an old facebook argument when cleaning out my inbox. i couldn't just let this go with out making fun of it, and i decided to take a few excerpts of what SHE said and share what i should have said.

you say something and then you take it back. which is why i remember why i was hurt before when i asked if you just wanted to go to prom as friends and you said "you couldn't do it", it was a conditional offer. you say i don't care about the friendship? i invited you to that and you turned it down cause "you couldn't do it" (honestly, why would anyone who you dumped for a little kid go to prom with you?)

you know what? i really don't care what they think, because i know it's wrong. I know who I am, and most likely what they have heard about me is rumor. The only people that truly know me are my parents and best friends. So if you believe them, that just proves what kind of friend that you are to me. (little do you know where the rumor came from)

you were never my true friend and obviously never will be. (well you were right about that one)
my mom knows what kind of person you are now, and has a different view of you. (does she know what kind of shit you do? lets hope your poor soul is saved when she finds out)

fine. you don't deserve me as a friend anyway. you can't back up what you say and what you do have to say are all lies. so honestly, who is the liar?
and i know I'm not always right. i just don't deal with bull shit. there's a difference. (bullshit. one word. besides, if i backed up what i said, it would be another case of a black man beating up a white girl. yes i went there)

_______, you have no idea what you're talking about and it's so obvious. I feel sorry for you. (how nice of you)

Actually, it's worse. I pity you. (okay, not so nice. too bad i don't have pity for you)

Too bad I'm always too polite when I argue. Maybe I'm taking professionalism too far?